Super Happy Fun Facts

Super Happy Fun Facts

The best way I could describe "Super Happy Fun Facts" is like Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story" if it was done by Andrew Dice Clay.

Learn the crazy history behind Thanksgiving, Christmas, Halloween, and Valentine's Day.

I explore the cultivation and eventual prohibition of Marijuana going back to the dawn of civilization. Find out which founding fathers of the United States were drug addicts.

You'll never laugh this hard while learning about the history of potatoes, the Bubonic Plague, milk, pirates, lettuce, as well as the disgusting mating rituals of animals.

Written with uniquely dark humor and more cursing than The Big Lebowski, we're making learning great again!

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An Inconvenient Shadow

An Inconvenient Shadow

This novel, inspired by adventures of the author's ancestor, is set on three continents. This is probably the only historical fictional novel by an African writer to span three continents, deal with the triangular trade, emancipation and the dynamics of mixed race families in Africa, Europe, and the Caribbean in the 19th Century. In 1850, when Hans Køndo Quist decides to leave his family in Quitta, a small town on the Guinea (West) Coast of Africa, to visit his Danish father in Denmark, all hell breaks loose! He braves the discrimination and malice of his foes, herculean hurricanes and backbreaking labor aboard The Pharaoh. After all this, a beautiful, blue-eyed vixen causes him to be thrown overboard. He finds himself between the devil and the deep blue sea, when he wakes up on an island in the Caribbean, in the shanty of an exotic prostitute, Daffodil. Kø, Daffodil and some recently emancipated slaves are desperate for one thing … to leave the island. There is only one person who can help get them off the island…a red-haired Scotsman with a nefarious agenda!

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Infernally Yours

Infernally Yours

Infernally Yours by Molotov Mitchell is a collection of letters, missives, and communiques discovered in a deep hole in the ground near Death Valley,California. Presumably, the hole is an opening to Hell itself and these fascinating letters cover much ground over what went on down there during theAmerican time period of the Revolutionary War. Various satanic military personnel discuss a 'Legendary' named George Washington at great length.Despite their greatest efforts to undermine him, Washington manages to escape real harm and deception at every turn. It's an amusing read to see how politics and petty one-upmanship prevails in Hell as well as on Earth. 
The letters are written with great charm (albeit evil charm), wit(malevolent wit) and wicked humor. 
MAPCIT Raven spell, I have recently read Cpt. Dillydoubt's pathetic excuse for an intelligence report and am overly displeased. Not only was his letter ridiculously long and boring, but the profiles seemed slapdash, at best. I never got a real feel for the men I was reading about, which is why I ordered the report in the first place. Worst of all, the toad had the audacity to advise me, Rustcut the Rotten! Who is this imp who speaks as if I were an equal? If I'd wanted the Captain's opinion, I would have cut it out of him with a spoon!
There are copies of an infernal newsletter (Malicious Minutes) that reported community happenings, like the successful campaign to feminize Frenchmen in that time period and other breaking news:
Satanic Subscribers, I hope you're all having an awful year. I know I am. Recently,Western Command has undergone several changes. Rumors are swirling, so for this edition of MM, I thought we'd clear the air on two red hot topics. Minute 1:After being recommissioned to India, SS Ouroboros was brought before theProgress Commission for eating Lt. Scalywick. That is correct, the rumors are true. I saw it coming and sure enough, that larded lummox ate his own lieutenant. However, because of his truly satanic record, Principalities broke with tradition and did not feed him to the Worm (as other agencies have erroneously reported). Instead, he was cast into the Pit for reeducation. He is to be replaced by Scalywick himself, once the lieutenant has reconstituted.
I found this book to be delightfully different. It's a well-written humorous look at satanic personalities with a peek into their culture. The pages are accompanied by wonderfully-drawn illustrations as well. Recommended for history buffs and horror/fantasy fans alike. It's not often that a truly original concept comes along, but this is one. I just hope there's going to be a second book soon. 
- Susan Durbec
  HUGEOrange Reviewer

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Blueberry Pancakes

Blueberry Pancakes

Writing songs for a would-be pop star is painful. When young, gay songwriter Duncan falls in love, he writes a love song. When he gets dumped, he writes a break-up song. Luckily for his songwriting career, his love life is a roller-coaster.

When his long-term boyfriend breaks up with him, Duncan finds solace in music. And pancakes, of course. With the help of his sassy diva singer and best friend Marlene, her ex-boyfriend guitarist, and a local music producer, they form a musical dream team to produce songs to pitch to agents, and for Marlene’s promising singing career.

A new guy here, a new guy there, they are delicious distractions, but this drama fuels new and better songs. And that ex? He just won’t seem to go away. But it all pays off when they have their first number one hit with a teenybopper all-girl band.

Not everything in their favorite hangout-a breakfast restaurant called Pancake Heaven-is rainbows and maple syrup. The all-girl band drops them as songwriters, and they squabble with one another over their musical future. Will they find the success they can be proud of?

Blueberry Pancakes is a contemporary gay drama about falling in and out of love, the price of success, and walking through the world with confidence.

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My First ABC Book

My First ABC Book

This beautiful illustrated Animal/insect/bug in nature Children's ABC book, teaches children to recognize the letters and sounds of the alphabet. Perfect for kids 0-5 years of age.

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The Witch of Endor

The Witch of Endor

Vampires

Lamech was cursed for killing Cain. He turns Lilith, the witch of Endor so that they can share immortality together. But the curse has not run its course, for when a child is born to vampires their offspring are deformed. Medusa is their daughter. She is half serpent and her gaze turns mortals to stone. 

A fiery confrontation at sea separates Lamech from his family. Lilith establishes a coven in Athens. But their peace will not last, for a renegade vampire hunts them with werewolves. Maldivar alone can walk my day. Lilith, Lamech and their kind must fight or fall to the wooden stake of Maldivar, or the infected teeth and claws of his shapeshifter allies.

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Get Life Right

Get Life Right

Get Life Right: Improve 70 aspects of your life today!  

Whether your life is in turmoil or you just need fresh ideas to improve in a few areas, this audiobook will provide you with the skills that help you:  

Think with more clarity, imagination, and judgment. 
Know your abilities and love how you are using them.  
Shed anxiety and take charge of your emotions.  
Visualize a more exciting future; leaving nothing out.  
Create the most direct path to your future.  
Create and accumulate value in everything you do.  
Earn more doing what you like to do best.  
Attract friends like whom you want to be.  
Enhance all of your relationships.  
Live with more meaning and purpose.  
Gain reassurance, peace of mind, and motivation.  
Broken into seven topics, each topic is jam-packed with sound advice, new perspective, and fresh inspiration. It's the culmination of hundreds of self-help books all packed into one easy listen. Smartly indexed so you can go back to topics that pertain most to your life again and again.  

Topics in Get Life Right: 

"Sharpen Your Thinking, Focus, Creativity and Purpose" 
"Plan a Really Exciting Life and Leave Nothing Out" 
"Learn, Love and Get the Most out of Your Attributes" 
"Finance the Life You Want, Doing What You Like Best" 
"Attract the People You'd Like to Be Like" 
"Improve Your Relationships and Marriage" 
"Create and Maintain a Close Family" 
Bonus topic: "Craft the Best Life Possible"

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